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honeybunash:

mulaney:

Anonymous: Did you ever go back to the Salt and Pepper diner?

at my show he told us about this!! and then he also said that he got arrested with the same friends he went to the salt and pepper diner with and they were all named john and the police officer had them all lined up on his car and he asked the first guys name and he said john and then he asked john mulaney and he said john and then the officer said “if you say your name is john youre all going to jail” and then he said his name is john and the officer lost his shit

keplercryptids:

seaside-cave:

~welcome to the fashion zone~ part 1

THB + a couple lups

[image description: several drawings of TAZ characters, as follows. Taako is a skinny dark-complexioned elf with a long blonde braid over one shoulder that falls past his waist. He’s standing in front of an orange background, wearing red-framed sunglasses, a baggy white T-shirt with the Pepsi logo on the front, bright orange athletic pants and strappy black heels. He’s tilting his sunglasses with his other hand in his pocket, grinning at something out of frame. Merle is a light-skinned dwarf with short gray hair and a long curly beard segmented into two ponytails. He’s standing in front of a light blue background. One of his arms is made of wood, and he’s wearing a backwards baseball cap, blue button-down shirt with the first few buttons undone, shorts with one blue leg and one orange leg, glasses and brown sandals. He’s looking off to the side with a smile.

Magnus is a muscular human with light brown skin, auburn hair pulled into a bun and bushy sideburns. He’s standing in front of a yellow background, wearing a light blue tank with tropical flowers on the front, dark blue swim trunks, and turquoise flipflops. He’s smiling and waving with a large beach ball under one arm. Lup is drawn twice. She’s a thin dark-complexioned elf with wavy, dark brown hair that’s shaved on the side and falls past her shoulder. First she’s standing in front of a purple background, wearing a hooded red robe, pink-framed sunglasses, a short black dress with a plunging neckline and pink strappy heels. She’s looking off to the side with a neutral expression. Next she’s standing in front of a green background, wearing a sheer black blouse over a black bra, white pants with vertical black pinstripes, black pumps and sunglasses atop her head. Her hand is posed as if she’s been examining her fingernails and she’s looking at the viewer with one corner of her mouth upturned.]

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thatmysticbafflingwonder:

thxstral:

vraik:

lierdumoa:

morthils:

stillisee:

aro-as-in-straight-as-a:

thegoodjanet:

izzy-almighty:

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster

#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didn’t tell HER#How DARE he

“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!” 

“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“ 

the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!” 

everybody else is like “charles no” 

at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for

The only way Jake Overshare Peralta, Jake TMI Peralta, Jake Heart-On-His-Sleeve Peralta would fail to bring up the fact that he is bi, is if he himself were oblivious to the fact. 

Come on @morthils this isn’t Gina Linetti we’re talking about. Stay in character.

The only way Jake would have had a high school boyfriend and not told Amy and Holt is if Jake himself did not realize that this dude was his boyfriend.

He would describe the relationship to Amy and she’d be like, “So you guys were dating” and he’d be like “It wasn’t like that that” and she’d be like:

😐

and Jake would be like, OH MY GOD. I HAD A BOYFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS.

Lots of “practice kissing” was involved.

Jake’s mom is absolutely That Overly Supportive Parent with the bumper sticker and the flag who never actually like, talks to her son about it.

“I just thought she was really liberal!”

“Look, everyone has celebrity crushes! Like the entire cast of Infinity War. And some male models. And random good looking people on the street. And sometimes you’re handcuffing a guy with his hands in front and you lock eyes and your faces are close and you can smell his cologne and aftershave and ohhhh ok yup I see it now. Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Yeah, I’m definitely bi.”

NBC MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!