This broke my heart so much. I’m still not over Johann and I never will be…also if Fisher dies? I’ll throw down…
[image description: a dark, mostly achromatic drawing of Magnus from the waist up as he faces away from the viewer. He’s a broad man with short dark hair and thick sideburns. There’s a small, glowing jelly fish perched on his shoulder with a swirling green and purple galaxy pattern inside its bell, and a much larger jelly fish lying on the floor in front of them, a split across its bell. One of its tendrils is draped across the body of Johann, and there’s wreckage all around.]
the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl
a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go
the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride
Ms Polygraph Test
$200 birthday
bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all
since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady
New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding
Y’all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?
“Well, uh… hi. My name is Lucretia and uhh…I’ll be the chronicler on this journey, which means that i’m going to write down everything that happens uhh… up there!”
[image description: a drawing of Lucretia, standing on a platform in front of the IPRE logo, framed on either side by red curtains. She’s a thin dark-complexioned woman with short white hair. She’s wearing a red robe over a long-sleeve yellow shirt and long orange skirt. She’s holding a journal to her chest and raising one finger with a smile.]
Taako possessing the Wonderland mannequins and making them attack their creators was a TASTY POWER MOVE
[image description: a drawing of Taako, standing on a circular stage and facing the viewer with an intense smile on his face. He’s a thin dark-complexioned elf with a long blond braid over his shoulder. His hands are wreathed in purple flame, and purple smoke is coming out of his visible eye. He’s wearing a dark wizard hat, the brim of which covers one eye, a teal cape that flares out behind him, a blue long-sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a red sash around his waist, dark pants and knee-high boots. Wooden mannequins are climbing onto the stage on either side of him. Each of them has a single glowing purple eye.]
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