blueshirtbell:

!!!

U tampons by Kortex are being recalled because of a fault meaning they’re leaving pieces of tampon in the body after they’ve been removed. It’s mainly affecting people in the US and Canada, and people who bought products before 16th October 2018.

Please if you use this product check the box for the serial number (block of numbers on the same face as the barcode):

Find out more info on their official website here

Stay safe and please share this so other people don’t continue to buy faulty tampons!

mockiato:

artisanalqueer:

workingitinportland:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

Hi friend! Fun fact! The human body can only absorb one liter of water per hour, and not all at once! Likely the reason you’re peeing so much is because you’re taking in too much water at a time, so your body just flushes it through your system as opposed to absorbing it. A good rule is ¼ liter every 15 minutes. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely times that I want to (and will) glug a whole liter like it’s nothing, but steady hydration throughout the day is key! -Your friendly local wilderness first responder who rehydrates people for their job 🙂

Dang okay 📝

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

somaliiii:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

somaliiii:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

somaliiii:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

somaliiii:

I’m making flan for the first time and I’m so scared it’s going to turn out bad

there should be a german word for that ambiguous fear of trying a new recipe and not knowing how it will end

The only word close to that right now is stress

not specific enough. we should invent a word. let’s see what should we use as a root. hmm i suggest the prefix -noia from paranoia 

Sounds good but what would the suffix be?

opsie -noia is a suffix, i typoed. for a prefix then, let’s see…something to do with cooking, baking, let me take a look

ok not loving any of these… well maybe bacanoia? how’s that sound?

scratch all of that. i was over thinking. culinary + paranoia = culinoia

there, that’s it. 

cu·li·noi·a

ˈkələˈnoiə

noun

    a feeling of suspicion or anxiety surrounding the outcome of a new recipe.   

Oh my god you are the smartest person I know

That’s really unfortunate

jennytrout:

arquus-malvaceae:

ayellowbirds:

moghedien:

moghedien:

I need everyone to know that Anne Rice and guy who started Popeyes (the fried chicken place not the cartoon) hated each other and once spent weeks/monthes taking out page length ads against each other in New Orleans newspapers because the Popeyes guy opened a tacky restaurant where Lestat was supposed to have died, or something like that

https://www.nytimes.com/1997/03/19/us/where-a-vampire-walked-tastes-clash.html

In case anyone thought I was kidding

why am i not at all surprised to read of Anne Rice being litigious about petty bullshit

It gets even better when you realize that, before the restaurant opened, it was an abandoned used car lot. She was literally complaining about an abandoned property being bought and actually USED for something. Because in Lestat’s final scene he walked by the car lot and looked at his reflection in one of the car windows.

I have never enjoyed anything more as I have enjoyed imagining Lestat’s reaction to learning that his final resting place is a restaurant owned by a fast food executive.

lovebenders:

mermista, watching as seahawk lights a boat on fire and nearly gets his moustache burned off on accident: ugh he’s sooo dumb. i can’t believe i’ll, like, make out with him

adora: ….you don’t have to do that..

mermista, already taking off her jacket to reveal a top that says “morosexual” on it: no i’m gonna