_{‘if you weren’t a girl’ – because the parallel kills me}

blueapplesiren:

monstrumagicae:

I made a small short sad gay mermaid comic that I just so happened to finish on coming out day!

I want a second one where they find out they can now both switch forms at will, and they live in both worlds as shape-shift-er girlfriends.

Its been a few years since I made the comic; I thought it was about time for them to have a happy ending!

Source: monstrumagicae

Those Other Bastards: Aw Rats!

yourplayersaidwhat:

I roll a Nat1 while attempting to shoot at a mass of rats.

DM: “You reach into your quiver to pull out an arrow, but pull out a rat instead, and are too busy freaking out to fire your bow.”

Me: “I’d like to roll to… shriek girlishly? And throw the rat at the rest of the rats.”

DM: “I’m just gonna let you do that. The rat pile gains one health.”

captainevans:

captainevans’ 14.5k follower celebration: christopher and company for selina-meyer

in other non-depressing news, my dog is still a pure, brand new soul, enjoying nonverbal bonds of love + acceptance with pretty much everything.