keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

Obsidian’s The Outer Worlds blends Firefly and Fallout into a bold, open-ended sci-fi RPG

hallownest:

From the article:

  • Your protagonist isn’t voiced
  • There’s a special class of “science weapons” that will have special, ridiculous effects, like a shrink ray
  • There’s a full character creator even though it’s first-person only (you’ll see your character in the inventory, and if you leave the game idling long)
  • Your companions don’t have separate inventories. Taking companions with you just gives you more inventory space to work with yourself
  • If companions really dislike the decisions you make, they’ll leave and go back to the ship. You can persuade them to see things your way
  • No romancing companions. They considered it, but decided against it.
  • Companions each have a special attack (one named Felix does a double drop kick) but you can also equip them with whatever weapons you want
  • Hacking and lockpicking don’t have minigames, and are simply based on your attributes
  • There are six skills (strength, intelligence etc.) and for every 20 points you put into one (up until 100) you’ll gain a new perk
  • As in the creators’ past games, you can play as a “dumb” character with stupid dialogue options. Your companions react appropriately.
  • They’re still not sure if it will be possible to play through the game completely pacifist (but you’ll almost definitely have to at least kill some robots)
  • Robots aren’t sentient, but your ship’s AI seems to have a strange degree of personality
  • Tim Cain wants you to know there are a lot of drugs, but he’s not going to pressure you to take them

Obsidian’s The Outer Worlds blends Firefly and Fallout into a bold, open-ended sci-fi RPG

glowy–sticks:

redprincessofdawn:

selenedrakant:

redprincessofdawn:

redprincessofdawn:

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

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me: ??????

me:

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Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

Pikachu is a bad pokemon because he didn’t help sonic in sonic adventure 

REMEMBER THAT POST WHERE THERE WAS A PICTURE OF HEATH LEDGER AS THE JOKER WITHOUT MAKEUP DISGUISED IN A GROUP OF POLICEMEN AND THE CAPTION SAID “JOKER WITHOUT MAKEUP” AND PPL WERE OFFENDED AND THOUGHT IT WAS A JAB AT SOME SOLDIER W/ SCARS I STILL THINK ABOUT THAT GOODBYE

skip-is-tired:

jaycereinhardt:

deadpool-for-equality:

jesus-hot-sauce-christmas-cake:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

please don’t remind me i can’t deal with the people here on tumblr.com 

such an iconic moment in tumblr history

Don’t forget these two honourable mentions!

(I know there’s so many more, but…SJWs failing more so than usual makes my heart happy.)

oh god i had never seen that last one before. wtf.

White saviors are always funny as shit.

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