people who say jake peralta isn’t bisexual because all the moments that hint at it in the show “play as jokes” clearly have never talked to a bisexual person or seen a comedy before
Galaxy brain: Jake is bi as hell but also completely oblivious, and he is still in that stage where you just assume everyone is a little bit gay. It has not occurred to him that many men are only attracted to women.
Life is unpredictable. Not everything’s in our control but as long as you’re with theright people, you can handle anything. And you, Jake Peralta, are the rightperson for me.