hey, i did these a good half a year ago for my final piece in college and decided finally that i hate them less enough to post somewhere. the concept was book covers.
3AM chats between the boys who technically don’t need to sleep (but probably should before they get everybody’s pets thrown into ghost jail)
bonus:
[ ID: A grayscale comic from The Adventure Zone. The first panel shows Taako, an elf with long hair, holding a cat. He’s lying down and saying “Just hear me out-Cats have 9 lives. I think that means they’re all death criminals? Technically?” The next panel shows Kravitz, an elf with slightly curly long hair. He is also lying down and saying, “…Wait.”
The next panel shows Barry and Lup sleeping together. Lup is an elf with long hair and she’s drooling. Barry is a human with short hair.
The next panel still shows Lup and Barry, but their stone of farspeech is illuminated in red. Their eyes are wide open. Taako and Kravitz’s voices are coming through the stone.
Kravitz: Hello? Lup? Barry? I’m sorry to bother you-
did anyone else think that when lup asked taako to give her the best day ever that taako thought ‘oh my word, my sister’s getting hitched to this dumbass nerd, this is the bachelorette party i’ve been waiting to plan my whole life, here we go,” and then she pops the lich question instead and taako’s just :))) ‘sis what the fuk’
[image description: a series of drawings featuring Lup and Merle, from the waist up, on the beach. Lup is a thin light-skinned elf with freckles and chin-length, shaggy, dark blue hair. Merle is a pale-complexioned dwarf with white hair pulled into a bun, a thick beard and glasses. Lup is smiling as she says, “Cool! I don’t want that.” Merle is smiling back, holding up a dead jellyfish barely into frame and saying, “No! You will! You’ll love it! Cause next time you shower–” Lup, still smiling, replies, “It’s a dead fish, I don’t want that on my head.”]
Just imagining Lup taking it upon herself to publish Taako and Kravitz’s wedding announcement in the fantasy newspapers and wording the whole thing as an obituary.
“Taako (from TV) the Wizard has succumbed to the sweet embrace of the Grim Reaper. He is preceded in death by his sister Lup Bluejeans and her husband Barold. There were no survivors. Services will be held on [X Date] at 4:00 PM, visitation to follow. BYOB.”
A flattering yet somber picture of the happy couple accompanies the article. Ren’s office is flooded with panicked inquiries. Nothing published is technically untrue. Lup has out-gothed herself. Barry rushes in for a high-five.
[image description: a traditional drawing of Taako, Angus and Lup, sitting on an invisible floor against a white background. Taako and Lup are skinny elven twins with brown skin and blonde hair. Angus is a small dark-complexioned boy with short, curly, black hair and glasses. Taako’s hair is shoulder-length, and he’s wearing a blue tank top, dark blue shorts and tall blue socks with gold diamond shapes on them. Lup’s hair is chin length and she’s wearing a white blouse under a beige vest and a short pink skirt. She’s resting her elbow on top of Angus’s head, and she and Taako are both looking at a book Angus is holding open.]
[Start ID: A sketchy drawing of Lup Taaco and Barry Bluejeans from The Adventure Zone. They are drawn together in a cartoony, semi chibi style. Lup is an elf with tan skin covered in both light and dark freckles, with a star shaped beauty mark above her right breast and another beneath her left eye. She has long, messy, layered hair with a side shave, and her ears are pierced several times. She is wearing a tank top and underwear, and is laying wound up with Barry. Barry is a fat, pale human man, with short and messy dark hair with several visible white hairs.
His arms and legs are hairy. Barry has on aviator style glasses, a white t-shirt, boxers, and crew cut socks. He is entangled with Lup and they are asleep together. The lines are colored in the colors of the bi flag in a gradient from left to right. End ID]
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