pythox:

“First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light,
especially sunlight, it’ll kill him. Second, don’t give him any water,
not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never
forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never
feed him after midnight.”

wewillsurvivethistoo:

honeysucklepink:

tchrgleek:

pizzopaps:

flaminggoosememe:

hyrude:

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

There is a second one.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-47VmFopE

a-stardella:

niaxain:

sweatpantshorts:

life-of-a-tim:

strange-unusual:

e-brat:

gymleaderkyle:

beyonslayed:

against-machismo:

against-machismo:

zametki-iz-podpolya:

niaxain:

Sausage💥

HONESTLY I’M IN AWE THIS IS SO WELL COORDINATED

I’m the third girl. I fucking love this. Make this a song. Give these girls awards.

They’re all so cute. Why do I feel like protecting them.

BITCH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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this girl tho

OH MY GOFD

DEAD

Reblog necessary.

this is my favorite thing ever

GANG SHIT 

Still my favorite thing