“First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light,
especially sunlight, it’ll kill him. Second, don’t give him any water,
not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never
forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never
feed him after midnight.”
i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here
november 24, 2018: i first saw jonalyn as karen in the beginning of september and since then you can tell she’s gotten so confident and like really figured out who Her karen is if that makes sense and i’m So proud of her