Tag: overwatch

sharky857:

charmander:

It’s really funny to me how Overwatch gives the tip of “oh a well-balanced team is more likely to win!!!!!!!!” but you look at their character select screen and it’s like

Give them time, and the thing will go fully DPS. :^)

Tanks? Nah, Those are “DPS with a lot of HP and sometimes a shield too”
Support? “DPS that can do some healing once in a while (so Soldier 76 may be incldued too)”

demigordo:

shrek2soundtrack:

ssombra:

SO ALREADY:

Brigitte being 28 fucks up the timeline because Mercy would have been 9 when Torb wrote her that letter about cell regeneration.

Brigitte is clearly the oldest of Torbjorns kids on the panel from the christmas comic, but her biography on the overwatch website says she’s the youngest.

y’all had one job.

This reminds of the post that says blizzard has 9 writers for overwatch lore but they’re not allowed to talk to each other

gogoakechi:

gogoakechi:

male overwatch characters:

  • robot
  • tall rugged grandpa
  • undead half ghost
  • cyborg ninja
  • gorilla
  • hamster
  • omnic
  • human with dwarfism

female overwatch characters:

  • thin human
  • thin human
  • buff human
  • thin human grandma
  • kinda fat human but not really
  • buff human
  • PURPLE thin human
  • thin human with wings
  • thin human

NOW INTRODUCING THE GROUNDBREAKING NEW FEMALE OVERWATCH CHARACTER:

thin human

ericjdraws-reblogs:

fragisbeardv2:

mymelibe:

does bl*zzard have one female model that they just kind of tweak every time they make a new female character or am i just a hater

i wanted to make a comparison to the readily unmasked male heroes on the official overwatch website’s hero roster, but as far as the male heroes who have *unmasked* skins, the diversity only widens.

and we must include torbjorn, both for his unique facial features and also unique body type/stature

and although roadhog remains masked his body type compared to the other male heroes, even to reinhardt who matches roadhog in height, is VERY unique

whereas new female heroes get small tweaks in their facial features and body types, the male heroes’ scope of diversity is a lot wilder in comparison, which sucks and isn’t really fair.