Tag: puns

aaronsmithtumbler:

Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix;  tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

extraordinaryloki:

wumbo-calling:

edgy-cat-skull187:

ignitingthesky:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ignitingthesky:

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annalovesfiction:

annalovesfiction:

annalovesfiction:

In Italy we don’t say Rest in Peace, we say Rest in Pasta and I think that’s beautiful

Lay me down to pesto

and when someone dies we say he pastaway

i hate hate hate this, viciously. but it needs more notes & also i want to see how this pun develops. please keep me informed

When I die, I hope someone’s spa-gghetting me a cheeselled marble coffin, just so that my bank account will find itself empty, and my funeral attendees will all be ravioling about the holes in my corpse container.

Hate me so vicariously in my death that my memory lives on forever, your future, our present and my pasta’re intertwined in a spectacle so strange that it will ruin your daily rotini for the rest of your life.

i can’t unread this. i’m trying but i can’t unread this. 

i am so full of seething hatred, it burns, everything burns. my eyes, my head, the void that is my soul, it all burns  

So you mean you cannelloni feel hatred?

You seem to have gone too farfelle with this, but you forget we aren’t Alfredo the consequences. No need to act like a bigoli baby. If only I had a penne for all the people who hate our puns, we would be rich.

I should spaghett the hell outta here…

interesting use of Linguinistics!

you guys never farfelle to amaze me

are you on speaking terms with Cthulhu perchance?

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michaeltheshitposter:

brieftimetravelcoffee:

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depressed–and–underdressed:

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no our breakup was NOT amicable 

so cthulu’s single?

back off bitch

This blog is really Kraken me up

You shouldn’t joke about Love. Craft better puns

this post is eld-rich with humor

You guys are totally goth-thick, aren’t you?

all these puns really crypt up on me

Y’all are really sacrificing your time for This?

R’lyeh guys? I’m kinda Dunwich these puns.

You gotta admit, there are some Deep Ones in there.

Cthulhu

Thank you for participating. 

annlarimer:

richiewhite:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am”
And poof he disappears

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse

GO TO YOUR ROOM!