gayreinhardt:

gayreinhardt:

stop being horny at sethverman hes just bald and has a synth

you guys are making jokes on this post but like its a real issue youre treating this real human being like hes a fictional character just bc hes a popular internet figure like thats a real man stop being fucking weird in his inbox and on his posts. also just in general at users on this site. its inappropriate and creepy

dannydevitoislife:

festive-jester:

thestraggletag:

silkarth:

unskinny:

Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than his fat girlfriend but then when she agreed she was dating tons of hot guys and he couldn’t get a single woman to date him so he wanted to close the relationship because he thought it was unfair?

Sometimes I think about that and it gives me life.  

Here it is. Shit’s glorious.

You bet your ass I re-read this whole thing top to bottom.

“> It’s not like I knew it would turn out to be this unbalanced

You knew it would turn out unbalanced, just not in her favor.”

DAMN SON

Oh my God. This has made my life so much better thank you.