viridiandnd:

When your players finally get past one part of the session that you never even considered to be slightly difficult while planning it

lee: welcome back folks! today on potterwatch, angelina, george, katie, and me are going to be playing dungeons and dragons for twelve hours straight. but don’t worry! we’ve put a charm on your radio so you can’t turn it off

galacticjonah-dnd:

After MCM weekend I’ve been thinking a lot about where I am in life atm.
So here’s just some thoughts about what D&D means to me < 3

My players are beautiful, magical creatures.

I wouldn’t be where I am now without Critical Role and the work of a magical DM and an amazing party. The inspiration and joy is endless.

Source: galacticjonah-dnd

Was The Mimic Armor Worth It?

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: So you investigate the statue, and realize that the armor isn’t actually armor at all! It’s mimic armor!

Our resident goliath: But I want it

Goliath:

Goliath:

Goliath: I… persuade the mimic to be my armor

DM: You wh–

Goliath: *rolls a 19* Yo, mimic, BE MY ARMOR! GET ON MY BODY!

DM:

DM: It gets on your body, alright

Goliath: YEAH!

DM: Roll for initiative

sloth-lady-s:

cheskamouse:

dungeonmastersconsortium:

bob-belcher:

Galavant (2015)

When your Persuasion or Intimidation is really high.

How Bards fight.

😂

Source: bob-belcher

transfjord:

the eternal dnd mood

Source: transjester

yourplayersaidwhat:

“I’m a true neutral cleric. So I’ll heal you, but fuck you.”

— -My dear friend, Not Healing a Single Person

r-n-w:

r-n-w:

Adventurer’s Dice Palettes

Some more pics from sets that have just landed in the shop – these Adventurer’s Dice Palettes are my twist on the twelve 5e classes! Including:

Barbarian

Paladin

Wizard

Cleric

& More dice palettes here!

(This time I’ve also made sure there’s extra in stock, hopefully anyone that doesn’t see this post right away still has a chance to get their own set too! <3)

Last chance to get the Cleric set – there’s only one left in stock!

Source: r-n-w

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: My friends and I were playing our very first ever game of D&D, and we were going around and introducing our characters. One of my friends is playing a half-orc rogue.

Half-orc: Ok, so I’m half-orc-
Me: What’s the other half?
Half-orc: Bitch.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Paladin: Don’t loot the thing

Rogue: I *have* to loot the thing, they have a shiny, I need a shiny. Besides, it’s not like they’re going to miss it/ need it.
(Every darn time…. Not even the same person either )