Our party was on the road travelling to a new city; we had stopped for the evening and while there was still light out, our barbarian and the bard decided to take care of the provisions for the night.
The barabarian tends to do his own thing, so the bard was left to his own devices, eventually finding a squirrel milling about.
Realizing he did not have any ranged weapons with which to use:
OOC to DM: “Can I use vicious mockery on small animals?”
Cue DM losing his shit
Tag: dnd
I really wanna play a D&D campaign as a human druid who’s just… one of the Animorphs kids
I walked downstairs just in time to witness this amazing scene:
My brother (the DM): The figure pulls off their helmet to reveal a familiar face
*dramatic pause as he clicks something on his laptop*
My brother: Vriska.
*Megalovania stars playing*
Other player: What????
Base your world map on one or more of the Pokemon world regions. See how long it takes your players to notice.
This is the best D&D
“I have a dexterity of bad” is my favorite
fellas,
is it gay to love your own dnd character?
A dnd d20 that only crits on the most mundane tasks like opening a door or brushing teeth
THE FEARSOME ORC WARRIOR KURG BONEBREAKER SMASHES THROUGH THE DOOR AND FINDS
HIGH FANTASY: A BRAVE KNIGHT WITH A GLOWING SWORD
LOW FANTASY: A GRUNGY MERCENARY WITH A BATTERED HANDAXE
DARK FANTASY: SOMETHING HORRIBLE THAT ATE THE PEASANT WHO ORIGINALLY LIVED IN THAT HUT
ACTUAL D&D: A TIEFLING TWINK IN A BATHROBE WITH A ROSE CLENCHED BETWEEN HIS TEETH
Once all the players complete their character sheets, take all of them and assign them to players at random.
Each player creates one part of the character, then passes it on to the next player. Then everyone gets a random character.
One shot idea.
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